Dating a older man

You only have to look closely at the picture of Ronnie Wood to see what they’re in for.He’s not only dyed his hair, he’s also dyed his eyebrows.But after the first flutter of love and £50 notes, do these women really have any idea what is in store for them?

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Without going into too much detail in a family newspaper, let’s just say their wobbly bits droop as far and as fast as a mother-of-six’s breasts.

And instead of a washboard stomach, they have washboard bottoms.

But while this may knock off a few years when he’s dressed, when he revealed himself in all his wrinkly majesty, Ms Humphreys will have discovered that he’s not a natural brunette, if you catch my drift.

While so much is written about what happens to women’s bodies when they hit 50 (their breasts and bottoms head south, their tummies never recover from having children, they have stretch marks, cellulite and sagging flesh), very little is said about what happens to men’s bodies at a similar age.

She met an adorable man 12 years older than her who was very keen, but who suddenly stopped calling or returning her texts. When men get to Wood’s age, they have a lot of health issues - both real and imagined.

They’re obsessed with their libidos (or lack of them), their cholesterol levels, their blood pressure, their prostates.

Of course, older men can remain wonderfully attractive and lovable to women who’ve grown old alongside them.

As exhausted Alfie discovers when he leaves his young wife and tries to reconcile with Helena, there is something marvellous about a long marriage.

Desperate to recapture his youth, he can’t even make love to his nubile young wife without Viagra.

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