10 rules to dating my daughter
God Bless, Marshall Northern panhandle of Idaho, Marshall!
Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight.
Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. I received this text anonymously in the winter of 1998.
Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. I really like the part about I have a shotgun, a shovel and five acres out back of the house. Oh, here in North Idaho many practice the three S's: You know, shoot, shovel and shut-up!
I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. It's a rather universal language in many parts of the country! We have the opportunity for them to go to an excellent private Christian school, they are really well rooted in the Lord, love our church youth group and youth pastor, and have a great peer group that polices their own ranks wonderfully.
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10 rules for dating my daughter Get a job Understand I don�t like you I�m everywhere You hurt her, I hurt you Be home 30 minutes early Get a lawyer If you lie to me, I will find out She�s my princess, not your conquest I don�t mind going back to jail Whatever you do to her, I will do to you T Shirt.
Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, you may think we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on his subject is "early."Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls.
Thats really funny reading, although when your treated like that, well to be blunt it just sucks!Tags: Adult Dating, affair dating, sex dating